Attempt #1

One day my brow game will be strong like Angel’s

It’s December 15th, and I just ate a lot of pizza.  And by a lot of pizza, I mean not as much as yesterday (when I ordered the damn thing), but hopefully more than tomorrow (I’m aiming for a solid 0 slices tomorrow).  It’s Monday, and Mondays deserve pizza.  Sigh – at least next week is winter break!  Oh wait – JUST kidding…who doesn’t love a little dark post-grad humor? 

So this is it, welcome to adulthood.  Not to be confused with maturity/knowing what is going on/knowing how to function in society.  However, with this blog, I will figure it all out one post at a time.  Or at the very least, accurately document my attempts…

Attempt #1 – Completing Tasks 

Tonight’s to do list:

• laundry
• prep for office potluck
• vacuum room
• find clothes in closet to donate
• make lunch for tomorrow
• pack gym bag
• unclog shower drain
• take out the empty wine bottles  recycling

Completed items:

Things I’ve actually done since I go home from work:

• Google “Kendall Jenner”
• Google “Kylie Jenner”
• Watch YouTube videos about hair extensions
• Eat pizza
• Look at dogs on Reddit
• Brush teeth
• Consider removing make up
• Decide against it
• Get into bed
• Remove bra
• Write this post

Total Score: -100 Martha Stuarts

Better luck tomorrow.

xx Greta